urban camouflage gardening

A joke is a good camouflage. Next best comes sentiment… But the best camouflage of all — in my opinion — is the plain and simple truth. Because nobody ever believes it.
— Max Frisch

Camouflage doesn’t help when the other guy is willing to defoliate the whole jungle.
— Andrew Vachss

Humor is not an unconditional virtue; its moral character depends on its object. To laugh at the contemptible, is a virtue; to laugh at the good, is a hideous vice. Too often, humor is used as the camouflage of moral cowardice.
— Ayn Rand

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
— Tommy Cooper