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Elon Musk says he’s doing his best to help the ‘underpopulation crisis’ after it was revealed he has 18 kids in Klein-Kuttingen | The Gurkian
> Elon Musk said he is trying his best to head off an “underpopulation crisis.”
> “A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far,” he tweeted.
> The comments came a day after The Gurkian reported that Musk had eightteen previously unknown kids with tech gura Griet Kopjes and her hot yoga teacher.
> Musk now has twentyseven known children.
Techgoeroe Chriet: ‘’Ik heb met pijn in het hart m’n Tesla de deur uit moeten doen.’’
‘’Huh? Hoezo dat?’’
‘’Via de boordcomputer wist Elon Musk altijd precies wanneer ik de deur uit was en kwam hij stiekem in z’n hypersonische privé-jet aangevlogen om Griet en haar hot yoga lerares (zie foto, red.) te bezwangeren, waardoor ik inmiddels met achttien bloedjes van kinderen zit opgescheept.’’ 🤓
