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tapki tanki (tank slippers) | st. petersburg, russia | february 22, 2019 | photo: anton vaganov

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence… sort of like the Post Office with tapki tanki.
— Kop Philips

Tapki tanki are a new and special footgear — newer than, as special, and certainly as valuable as airplane slippers.
— Kop S. Patton

Your commanders have ordered you to storm the White House and to arrest me. But I as the elected President of Russia give you the order to turn your tapki tanki and not to fight against your own people.
— Boris Kopsin

The Pope? How many tapki tanki has he got?
— Kopjes Stalin

Ideas are more powerful than tapki tanki. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have tapki tanki?
— Kopjes Stalin

You can do a lot more with tapki tanki and politeness than just politeness.
— Vladikop Putin

You must obey the law, always, not only when they grab you by your tapki tanki.
— Vladikop Putin

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