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Another fine day at the feline beauty competition | Sphynx cat Pelle di Luna | Rome, Italy | November 2018 | photo: Allessandra Tarantino

I’ve had a little plastic surgery. I’ve had a little lipo. I’ve had a little Botox. And you know what? None of it works. None of it.
— Pelle di Luna

Look, it’s to the point where kittens are getting Botox. It’s insane. We’re not allowed to age.
— Purrsanna Catquette

I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 20. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Fritz the Cat!
— Gwyneth Palmeow

It’s unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where cats don’t even give themselves a chance to see what they’ll look like as older pussies. I want to have some idea of what I’ll look like before I start licking the plates.
— Julia Purrberts

People say I look so happy — and I say: ‘That’s the Botox.’
— Dolly Purrton

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