Never trust a man that doesn’t drink — John Wayne
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on — Billy Connolly
Never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word — Mark Twain
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody — John Collins
Never trust a man who smokes pipe. Never trust a man with shiny shoes. Never trust a man in a jumpsuit — Charles Bukowski
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead — Tom Waits
Never trust a man without a cat — Ma Kopjes
