Live a headless life. Move as a total cat, and accept things.
There’s nothing like a headless cat to bring a touch of excitement into one’s life.
Imagine if the headless horseman had a headless cat. That would be chaos. I would think that if you were the headless horseman’s cat, you would be very confused. “I don’t think this dude can see.”
It is remarkable, in headless cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.
Movies. Drinks. Headless cats. You know, girl stuff.
‘So the cat has no head!’ ‘Thats usually what headless means.’ ‘No head at all?’ ‘Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?’