My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my Easter Bunny to marry me.
— Donald J. Trump
When you’re unhappy in your marriage, the Easter Bunny is the one who suffers.
— Christian Aguikopjes
Happy is the woman who finds a true friend, and far happier is she who finds that true friend in her Easter Bunny.
— Franz Kopbert
It’s the Easter-Bunny-who-has-everything story. You know, the one where he’s insecure and scared and unhappy and has breeding problems and doesn’t know how to handle stardom and screws up right and left and gets in with the wrong people and goes down the drain.
— Melania Trump