Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a woman’s head — Ambrose Kopjes
Cabbage is my best friend. I eat cabbage salad. I put cabbage in my smoothies, cabbage in my soup, cabbage on my head. Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage! — Alanis Kopjessette
An onion can make people cry but, apart from the cabbage, there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh — Will Kopjers
